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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

.open letter.

dear neighbor across the circle,
we have only had one conversation.
in the conversation, when you found out i was expecting my fourth child you looked at me like i was crazy. i was tracking. you were rude, but i got it. i gave you a pass for your rudeness.
but then when you found out we homeschool you said it was time for dinner and you needed to go. it was 3 o'clock in the freaking afternoon. real smooth. so you dashed off with your 2 kids. the only freaking 2 kids near my kids' ages in the whole neighborhood. i heard you say "be quiet and just get in the house" when your son said, "it's not dinner time! you gave us snack right before we came outside."
you avoid me at all costs. won't wave. nothing.
you are RUDE.
you are judging me and think i'm crazy.
well, this open letter is to inform you that even in all my ppd glory - you win the crazy chick award.
that STUPID yellow cone that you put at the bottom of the circle that says, "slow - children playing", what the heck do you think that is going to help? we have insane teen drivers on our street. they cannot see your cone & are too self absorbed to care. and for the record, putting a cone outside and then letting your 4 year old and 2 year old run around in the street and ride bikes in the street while you are inside - well, it is parenting at its worst. you suck to do that. because, not only can people not see your stupid cone, your kids play up the street on the other side of the cone. thus, the cone is negated. but you don't know that because you are inside & not watching your children.
oh, and your kids running around outside naked - cute. i was talking on the phone on my front porch rocker & saw them. it took you at least 10 minutes to notice they were outside. um, yeah, mom fail. and that's not the only time, babe, i have seen that scene go down. ever heard of sex offenders or people who kidnap children? yes, i suffer from paranoia, but really - 2 naked little boys outside all alone who wander away from home... come on.
but last night, honey, you took the cake. outside in your SHORT robe with seemingly nadda underneath? taking the trash out, watering the flowers, putting the toys away... lady, i may homeschool & be nutty, but at least i ain't showing the neighbors my goods.
so, that is it.
judge away, you rude-goods showing-crappy parent neighbor.
love,
me
ps - yes, i watch over your kids when they are outside alone even though i think you are an ass.

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